A mini summary of my vacation

Day 1 peace out canada

It’s my first vacation since I been to China in 11 years. I am a professional procrastinator so I found myself running up and down my house packing my clothes as the time to leave for the airport came closer and closer. My girlfriend (Janelle Stultz) “surprised” me by visiting me before I left, for some reason I got the feeling she was going to come see me before I left, she sort of made it obvious but, being the caring person she is I’m not really surprised she came ( like her sooooo much I cannot even describe the feelings I have when I’m with her, I feel as if we could just sit together and say nothing and it will be a good time ). She even came to the airport to say goodbye! I didn’t even have to ask her! She wanted to! : ). Anyway, Got to the airport and met up with all the man dem. It was sorta awkward at first because there were 8 other people I never knew and my friends didn’t introduce me to them, so on the plane I had to introduce myself (lame). We got to the airport at 12:30 and by the time we got all of our luggage it was 2am. Then we had to take a bus to the hotel which took 1.5 hours. When we got to the resort we each grabbed 8 shots and had burgers and fries (yes this was at 3am and we all went to bed drunk).

Day 2- – Warm up

I didn’t drink very much aka never got completely smashed, but i still ended up puking, i blame the salt water i gulped after snorkeling :P. Abid, Neil and Yanal on the other hand got disgustingly drunk for the entire 2^nd day (literally 24 hours). We were all chilling by the pool and Neil starting puking all over the chair he was laying down on, so much so it seeped through onto the ground (never laughed so hard in my life). We instantly picked him up and dragged him to the beach so we didn’t have to clean up the mess, even though everyone on the resort seen us, yes, for the rest of the week the janitors hated us. I took down something like 16 shots the entire day, lost count : (. The entire day we all chilled on the beach, went snorkeling , chilled by the pool and went to the disco aka club which was off the resort. It was all reggaeton music with the odd English song which were all outdated. They played Eminem Not Afraid and Love the Way you lie. The discos close at 3 and the after party disco which was right beside it ended at 5:30!!!! Also, entry fee was 1 PESO!!!! Sure beats 5-20 dollar entry fee in Canada. Left resort at 5:30am and got burger and fries and went to sleep

Day 3 – Already Tired of the food

The food in Cuba is disgusting. I am not a picky eater, but when I eat rock hard rice, spoiled fruit, or having flys landing on my food when im eating just turns me off. On the positive side, you could say I never starved to death....as for what we did for the entire day it was a repeat of what we did the day before. But we discovered breakfast is 8am-10am so we set our alarms to meet at the restaurant for 9:30.

Day 4-8 – Im too lazy to type everything so here’s an even shorter summary.

-got disgustingly sun burned

-drunk fights between Ram Abid and Yanal but they all manned up and made up

-Dont even remmeber how many times I puked

-Rum now tastes like water, we off vodka

-drank disgusting amounts of triple shots!! AHHHH my tolerance is BACCCCCK

-snorkeled everyday

-went horseback riding

-went on scooters and explored Cuba

-scooter broke down

- idiots tried fighting us

- food still sucked balls

-we changed up the food and ate at an Italian, Cuban and seafood restaurant

-burgers and fries after every night

-scheduled to leave Cuba and arrive on the 29^th so we went hard the night before. Everyone got disgustingly drunk.

- oh yeah, did I forget to mention 12 dollar bottles and 1 dollar beers and a liter of rum for 5 dollars?

-plane broke down, was so scared.

-massive headaches for 3 days

-met so many new people

Such a good vacation!!!!! I officially have more friends in Waterloo than Toronto